Sick.

Who puts an album on Facebook that contains pictures solely of their cats? 71 pictures. I mean, really. And who comments on said album and says that said cats are "adorable"?? Sick.

This post is the second installment of "Dating Advice" by Mom.

Mom: "One monkey don't stop no show."
   Me: "What does that mean??"
Mom: "You know what that means! You're the show. He's the monkey! You gotta keep rollin'!"

Then she sends me a text which reads: "Check your email. I sent you your love mantra...Learn it, live it, work it gurrll!"

And the email is a link to a motown song by a female group called Honey Cone, with their 1972 hit single: "One Monkey Don't Stop No Show." Hahahaha.

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/honey_cone/one_monkey_dont_stop_no_show.html

My mom is hilarious.