This post is about carniverous ants

I made an unfortunate discovery today: ants are carnivores. I found this out the hard way: they were eating chicken in my kitchen sink. Ok, I'll admit it--I was lazy last night and did not want to do the dishes. But I seriously thought ants only went after sugar and syrup and stuff. Boy, was I wrong. I hate ants so much. You'd think I'd be impressed that ants are carnivores because I also hate vegetarianism, but no. I am not impressed. I am disgusted. I made a fortunate discovery today: ants are allergic to Windex.